Back out now if you can't handle extreme sarcasm, bitterness and bile. Because I don't want to hear it about how 'negative' I am and all of that rot. If you're a regular reader here then you know damned well I'm not going to be happy and cheery and full of sunshine, bleh blah. Deal with it.
So, today is Mother's Day. And quite honestly, I'm sick of hearing about it. I'm not a mother, first of all - I don't have kids, I don't want kids, and I don't particularly like kids. Kids are tolerable once they hit 11 or 12 because it means they have enough sense (or the capability of having enough, anyway) to know better when they do something stupid. But before then? Forget it. I don't deal well with adults that have no sense, so kids don't stand a chance.
I also have a problem with the fact that we're "celebrating" the fact that women spread their legs, get screwed, and nine months later another human overpopulates the world. So the fuck what? No offense, but any woman can do that. It takes no special ability. It takes no talent to breed. I don't think that a day to celebrate a supposedly natural human function is necessary.
And I can hear all of the "mommies" screaming now. "You're not a parent! You don't know what we go through to raise these kids! Wah, wah, wah, wah!"
My response is simple. You brought that shit on yourself. Don't come crying to me when little Johnny or Susie steals money out of your wallet for makeup or pot or something stupid because of "peer pressure". Don't whine to me when little Johnny or Susie pitches a fit in the grocery store because you won't buy them a candy bar. I'll step right over them in the line and I won't hesitate. And especially don't whine to me when little Johnny or Susie puts your ass in a nursing home at 75, 80 years old because they don't feel like dealing with you anymore. That's the thanks you'll get for "being a mommy" - drooling all over yourself in some old age home, with bedsores on your ass and wishing for death every second.
Doubt me? I've seen it happen too many times.
It amuses me that the people who make the very best parents either don't want or don't have children, or at the most they have one that they know how to parent properly. Fuck this shit with the Duggers or that dumb bitch in California with the 14 kids. It's people like them that should be shot in a public square.
I know my opinion isn't the teeming masses'. I'm glad it's not. Because I can take my money and enjoy it. I don't have to worry about little Johnny or Susie's diapers/sneakers/school clothes/band instruments/club dues/blah blah on and on.
When I go on my cruise later this year, I'll be sure to wave to all of you "mommies" on shore, hmm?
Edited to add: Besides, I don't think males get nearly enough credit here, either. Some of my friends are excellent fathers - but recognition for it? They usually have to whistle for it. And that's not right either.
3 comments:
the men have their father's day just like mother's have their 'day'.
i guess i don't see being a mom and raising my son as some personal or financial burden, which this whole post seems to be focused on, so i really don't or can't take any of it personally. sad if some see it that way, and i see in many MANY ways where you're coming from and the type of people you refer to.
anywho..happy mother's day ya motherf*cker.. hehehe :P~ love ya bitch!
Cher, you're one of the rare examples that I refer to. You've always put Liam's well-being first, while not sacrificing your OWN life. That's a rarity, and it makes you a wonderful parent.
And happy Motherfucker's Day to you too, slutface. I <3 you, rofl.
lol.. you've always had a way of making me feel so lovey dovey mushy inside.. ty baby! hehe
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