TMI Tuesday - Week #2

What the hell, I'll play along...



1. Who and when was your first crush?
Oh, gawd almighty... do I have to go back this far? Seriously? Okay, it was 1975 and I had a crush (as much of a crush as you can have at 3 years of age) on Matthew Horowitz. He used to lay in the cot next to mine and I'd stare into his eyes, I remember them being the bluest eyes I'd ever seen up to that point.

I know, you people expected something dirty. Shame on all of you. :D

2. Who and when was your first date?
Hmmm... I never really had what could be called a "traditional" style date. You know, the movie and the sock hop and the cheeseburger and fries afterward, ad nauseum. That shit's for white suburban kids, haha. I guess that if we want to be technical about it, I didn't really have a true 'date' date until well into my senior year in high school, and even then it was just a side trip to a neighborhood carnival with a bunch of other people. That's how we do shit in the inner city, heh.

3. Who and when was your first kiss?
Y'know, I'm starting to wonder just who's writing these questions. I mean, it sounds like it's straight out of a bad "Patty Duke Show" episode.

I can't answer this question, as it was a.) so long ago and b.) I've probably forgotten his name by now. This all happened during some very painful years for me and it's best not remembered in any way or fashion, not if I want to stay semi-sane.

4. Who and when was your first partner while "fooling around" in a car?
Hrm. Honestly, it was probably Matt - all the way back when I was 17 and naive. And when I adored him something awful, until he hurt me the first time.

5. Who and when was your first partner while "fooling around" in a house?
The answer to #3 applies to this question as well. Too long ago, can't remember, painful if I try. Thanks for playing.

6. Who and when was your first love?
Heh... Dave Pallister. I was 14 at the time. I actually still talk to Dave on occasion, though he's moved on to other people and opportunities. Just as well, as we've grown apart in several fundamental ways - but hey, what can you expect after 22 years?

Bonus: Whose blog did you first comment on?
I don't remember that, as I comment anonymously on several places - usually to display my massive wit and sarcastic charm. :p

So... that's your Tuesday information for the week. Now, kids, what have we learned today? Has said information enriched your lives?

.... Thought not. :p